What are some great short jokes?

“Dude! I just got cast to be in the new porno coming out next month!” “Awesome! Full length movie?”...
“Dude! I just got cast to be in the new porno coming out next month!” “Awesome! Full length movie?”...
No I’m not happy with my life. My life itself is a curse that’s for sure. I don’t know how to start...
In the rare occasions that the advice of “therapists” is the same advice given by the scriptures… th...
No I don't. My daughter caught everything, and I mean everything. Her immune system has always been...
Oh man, I don't know if it's all the bad stuff happening or if they were always like that but honest...
There was chick named nymphnancy that I just loved. A mature BBW with big ass and tits. She fucked m...
Its not that women don’t want nice men and prefer bad men per say. Of course, women want nice men. T...
Yes, and Tolkien says (often through the mouth of Gandalf) that the Dark Lord Sauron is the most pow...
The don't HAVE to . Really it depends on if you're expecting someone to see you in them or not 😺
They don't see themselves as Chinese that's for sure. Taiwanese are basically gay Japanese, let me e...
Yes they do especially if they have been briefed by the Dispatcher working his or her flight.The ins...
Nippon Steel Corp. won conditional US approval for its $14.1 billion purchase of United States Steel...